The Things Teagan Says: Part III

Me: "I think I hear Mason."
Teagan: "I'll check on him!" {bounds up the stairs} "MOM! HE'S NOT AWAKE!" <slams door>

Heart to little heart, just her and I in the van.
Teagan: "Daddy and Mason cannot go to church. They are boys."
Me: "So only girls can go to church?"
Teagan: "Yeah. Me and you are girls. Keaton is my best friend. Keaton is my best friend. Keaton is my best friend. (not a typo, repeated three times) Ty and Donovan and Keaton can come and sit with me."
Me: "Do you have any friends that are girls?"
Teagan: "Yeah, us! Mason is just little. He has to wait to go to church."

Teagan, coming down the stairs in a random assortment of clothing and accessories: "The show's about to start!"
Me: "Where did you find those clothes?
Teagan: "I don't know."
Me: "Where did they come from?"
Teagan: " I don't know. Livi gave them to me."
Me: "Where did you get them from?"
Teagan: "In the bag. The black one. In my room."
Me: "The one I told you not to go into?"
Teagan nods.
Me: "Is your room a mess?
Teagan: "No." {long pause} "I go clean my room. You don't come up, Mommy. I clean it. I love you ferry much!" {runs, not walks, up the stairs}

Teagan: "What do toots look like?"
Asking the hard questions already.

Sitting at the dinner table.
Teagan: "I try your dinner."
Me: "If you ask me nicely, yes, you can try my dinner."
Teagan: "No, I TRY your dinner already!"
Sure enough, a small bit had been taken out of both of my hamburger buns.

Me: This orange juice definitely has pulp.
Teagan: "POOP?!"

Brandon: "Dinner is served."
Teagan: "I don't like served. I want hot dogs."

Noove = Move
Niputer = Computer