Teagan: "No Daddy! Chocolate chips is NOT for frowing!" (complete with finger wag)
Daddy: "We didn't call Sam on his birthday yesterday. We really dropped the ball."
Teagan: "No we didn't drop the ball! We KICKED it!"
"I Teagan, your sister, and I love you very much!"
Teagan (from the bathroom): "I NEED TO WIPE!"
Me (with adrenaline pulsing through my veins running in her general direction): "What do you need to wipe?"
Teagan: "My face."
And I exhaled.
Playing store...
Teagan: "What you need today?"
Michelle: "Bread and milk, please." Then we switched roles.
Michelle: "What do you need today?"
Teagan: "A car. A big car."
Discussing full names...
"No, Daddy! Your name Noodles Daddy Brandon."
Climbing in and out of the crib and smashing between her legs.
"I okay wiv my bum."
Mummy: "Did you have dreams last night?"
Teagan: "No, I don't wear jeans to bed! I wear PAJAMAS!"
Watching Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood and he goes to the doctor for a checkup. As the doctor goes to give him the shot, Teagan peeked out from behind the couch, wincing and cringing. When the needle touches his skin, she cried out in pain and had a very physical reaction, as though she were getting a shot herself. They recommend thinking about something happy, so I asked her what made her happy. Without missing a beat: "Mason!"
"I don't want to look at the picture of Jesus in my room. Why not? He's grumpy." Or perhaps she's just feeling guilty about pooping in her diaper instead of the potty.
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